Hamster on a Leash
Spencer buys a hamster and takes him on a walk. Note: Hamster was a stunt robot, and we used green screen so no real animals were abused.
I disabled the ratings and comments because there is a small but vocal group that gets touchy when I put a hamster in a blender with fava beans and a nice chianti.
Actually the thing people should be getting upset about is the children without seat belts. The hamster is a rodent who spent his days in a 1 foot smelly petstore cage, and wasn’t hurt (harness around chest not neck). He’s since forgotten his 5-minute walk in the fresh air. But that’s mostly because we strapped his leash to the back bumper and kinda forgot about that until we got home. Poor little guy probably kept up with us for the first mile or so from Target.
There can be no satire without ire. Sorry to those of you that unsubscribed over this like TheMeltingSnowman. You’ll miss our celebrated “Midgets Tossing Kittens” video next week.
Thanks to Jonathon Roberts for the most excellent music: